What's green, four-legged, and would kill you if it hit you falling out of a tree? A pool table!
Where does a general keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Q: What's sour, yellow, and equivalent to the axiom of choice? A: Zorn's lemon
Do you know any good jokes about sodium? Na!
What's green, four-legged, and would kill you if it hit you falling out of a tree? A pool table!
Where does a general keep his armies? Up his sleevies!