I'm kind of late to the game but here's what comes out of my mind/mouth at lunch here:
Loser Trophies - What's more motivating than rewarding success? Reinforcing the fear of absolute failure. Loser trophies are trophies for the people who didn't place, a constant reminder that they should try harder next time. Perfect for fun intramural leagues and the tiger mom in all of us, loser trophies will feature models cast in defeated poses, slumped over and humiliated.
Spider sucking vacuum attachment - A super long extension to suck up those daddy long legs in the corner of your apartment. It'll be telescoping and lined with something to kill the bug. [this is from my coworker typpo]
Loser Trophies - What's more motivating than rewarding success? Reinforcing the fear of absolute failure. Loser trophies are trophies for the people who didn't place, a constant reminder that they should try harder next time. Perfect for fun intramural leagues and the tiger mom in all of us, loser trophies will feature models cast in defeated poses, slumped over and humiliated.
Spider sucking vacuum attachment - A super long extension to suck up those daddy long legs in the corner of your apartment. It'll be telescoping and lined with something to kill the bug. [this is from my coworker typpo]